₍^. .^₎⟆Welcome to the unapologetically snarky world of Rainbow Sparkles - where both corporate and family trauma become cathartic art, and unhinged group chats become a book. Laugh. Heal. Set things on fire metaphorically.
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H️ands down the most validating gift I’ve ever given myself.”
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Ordered on a rage whim. Now I’m obsessed. 10/10 would recommend.
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Finally, something that says what I’m thinking. In print...
Snarky. Sparkly. Slightly unhinged. Yours instantly! An adult coloring book filled with official looking permission to cancel, quit, and walk away gloriously unbothered...
Get both laugh-out-loud Rainbow Sparkles books, plus a RBS mug, pillow, bonus coloring pages, stickers, wallpapers, and more. Therapy's expensive and you've paid more for less...
Save when you grab both bestselling books in one gloriously unfiltered bundle. Because boundaries taste better when served with sarcasm...
Ever been called dramatic just for setting a boundary?
Yeah, same.
This one’s for the emotionally self-aware people who’ve been gaslit into thinking they’re the problem — when really, they’re the pattern breaker.
“You’re too sensitive.”
“That never happened.”
“You always make it about you.”
If these sound familiar, congratulations — you’ve passed Gaslighting Recognition Training with Rainbow Sparkles.
Know the playbook. Reclaim your reality.
I’ve never laughed so hard while simultaneously feeling called out. I came for the snark, but I stayed for the very real sense of ‘I’m not alone in this mess.’ These books are clever, cathartic, and weirdly empowering. 11/10, will passive-aggressively recommend to friends and enemies alike.
This cat is the emotional support I didn't know I needed. Even My therapists laughed. So that's a win...
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but buying this bundle restored my will to keep replying to group emails. Rainbow Sparkles gets it. He’s like your favorite coworker who quit mid-Zoom and never looked back. The whole vibe is unbothered, moisturized, and plotting revenge. I aspire.
Five stars, zero f*cks. Rainbow Sparkles gets me.
The perfect gift for anyone who’s sick of being polite.
Bought the Deluxe Bundle. No regrets. Except not buying two pillows.
This isn't just a bookstore. It's a glitter strewn safe space for emotionally exhausted humans who appreciate pawssive aggressive self care, illustrated by a cat with zero tolerance for nonsense.
I'm R.L. Velvet - author and proud servant to Rainbow Sparkles. Together, we create unapologetically sarcastic books, coloring pages, and other merch to help you say "no" with style.
✨ Need permission to stop people-pleasing? Done!
📕 Want a coloring book that validates your rage? You got it!
🐾 Just here for the snark? You’re in the right place.
All sarcasm, all the time. No fluffing around…
Let’s make dysfunction funny again ... or at least bearable.
A behind the scenes look at how Rainbow Sparkles went from sarcasm to spotlight
If it’s digital or custom-made just for you, it’s yours forever. No backsies.
At R.L. Velvet Books, we want you to feel absolutely smugly satisfied with your purchase. But since we sell a mix of digital downloads, print-on-demand items, and physical books, here’s how it all shakes out:
Processing Time:
Orders are usually processed in 2–4 business days. Custom-made items may take a smidge longer (mugs and pillows need their beauty sleep).
Shipping Time:
Tracking:
You’ll get tracking info by email as soon as it’s available.
If it’s been more than 5 days and you haven’t received an update, feel free to check in. We’re not ghosts.
𓃠Multiple Items?
They may arrive in separate packages. That’s not a glitch — it’s just how our magical print-on-demand elves operate.
≽ܫ≼ Got Questions or Issues?
We’re not robots — just email us at hello@rlvelvetbooks.com, and we’ll help however we can. (Unless you’re a spam bot or an ex. Then byeeee boo.)
Whether it's a glowing review, a burning question, or an unsolicited opinion you think I need to hear, this is the place to send it.
Fill out the form below and I'll get back to you faster than Rainbow Sparkles can roll his eyes at corporate nonsense. Or, you know, when I'm done with my coffee...
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