PAPERBACK - Rainbow Sparkles is Sick of Your Sh!t

A Snarky, Cathartic Gift Book for the Emotionally Overcooked

ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡ He’s a cat. He’s had enough.

Frankly? So have you.

Meet Rainbow Sparkles — the midnight-black feline with bright green eyes, passive-aggressive perfection, and zero tolerance for your drama. This isn’t a children’s book. It just looks like one. Inside? It’s all claws and catharsis.

✨ What It Is:

A wickedly funny, unapologetically honest, picture book for adults who are:

💀 Burned out

🤡 Done with toxic positivity

🧠 Rebuilding boundaries one sarcastic quote at a time

🐈‍⬛ Secretly living their best “grumpy cat in a silk robe” life

🖤 What’s Inside:

Every two-page spread delivers:

🎨 Moody, noir-style cat illustrations

🗯 Passive-aggressive life advice

🎁 Unfiltered validation for anyone who’s ever held a fake smile for too long

Perfect for:

• Friends having “that week”
• Reformed people-pleasers
• Corporate survivors
• Gifting to yourself (because you’ve earned it, bitch)

 Real Talk:

“A wickedly funny, razor-sharp picture book for grown-ups that serves up glitter-dusted life lessons on boundaries, burnout, and unapologetically refusing everyone’s nonsense.” – NewInBooks.com

 Flip Through Before You Commit

Still not sure if Rainbow Sparkles is the emotional support cat you need in your life? Watch the flip-through video below to preview the pages inside:

 Click here to flip through “Rainbow Sparkles Is Sick of Your Sh!t”

Side effects may include laughing too hard in public and ordering multiple copies “by accident.”

 Format & Fulfillment:

• Paperback (8.5x8.5 inch square,  full color)
• Printed + shipped via Amazon
• FREE SHIPPING (even Rainbow Sparkles couldn’t complain about that)
• Want it now? A digital instant-download PDF version is also available in our store

(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ🎁 Great Gift For:

• Emotionally exhausted adults
• Burnout survivors
• Therapy friends
• People who say “no” with a smile and a little bit of revenge in their heart

Let this book be your unspoken response to 97% of what’s expected of you.

Buy it. Gift it. Leave it open on your desk as a warning.

ฅᨐฅ Rainbow Sparkles is done. And it’s about damn time you were too.