🍂 Cozy Chaos Bundle: Rainbow Sparkles Fall Mug, Both Books + Bonus Digital Pack
(๑>•̀๑) 2 Snarky Books + Fall Coffee Cup + Digital Bonus Pack + Free Shipping
༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・ The Cozy Chaos Bundle is your fall survival kit in paperback form — designed for people who look like they’re relaxing but are actually silently judging everything.
🏵️🍯🥮🍁🍂This isn’t your average pumpkin-scented fluff. This is Rainbow Sparkles energy: snarky, sharp, and seasonally annoyed ฅ(•- •マ𝑴𝒆𝒐𝒘
🖤 What’s Inside:
📚📖 2 Sass-Filled Paperbacks
- "Rainbow Sparkles Is Sick of Your Sh!t"
- "Permission Slips to Not Give a F#ck"
☕ 11oz Rainbow Sparkles Coffee Cup (microwave & dishwasher safe)
(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ🎁 Digital Bonus Pack (Instant Download)
- 5 fall-themed coloring pages
- Rainbow Sparkles sticker sheet
- Phone wallpaper
- 🎁Surprise bonus for when you’re this close to flipping a table
(¬`‸´¬) Cathartic, hilarious, and possibly the only “self-help” books that won’t gaslight you.
📝 Real Talk:
“A wickedly funny, razor-sharp picture book for grown-ups that serves up glitter-dusted life lessons on boundaries, burnout, and unapologetically refusing everyone’s nonsense.” – NewInBooks.com
Flip Through Before You Commit
Still not sure if Rainbow Sparkles is the emotional support cat you need in your life? Watch the flip-through video and preview the pages inside:
▶️ Click here to flip through “Rainbow Sparkles Is Sick of Your Sh!t”
▶️ Click here to preview “Permission Slips to Not Give a F#ck”
Side effects may include laughing too hard in public and ordering multiple copies “by accident.”
🎯 Who Needs This?
- Anyone silently suffering through “family game night”
- Moms hiding in the bathroom with a PSL and regrets
- Adults who wear cozy socks but are internally screaming
- You (and your seasonal rage)
༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・ Fall chaos is inevitable. Might as well be cozy while you unravel...
🛒 Add to cart now — before someone tries to plan another group outing. 🍂 .° ꩜
🔥 Limited fall edition – once it’s gone, it’s gone.
FREE U.S. shipping. Ships directly from someone who’s also tired of everyone’s sh!t.