PAPERBACK Coloring Book - Rainbow Sparkles Permission Slips to Not Give a F#ck
PAPERBACK COLORING BOOK VERSION
A Coloring Book for the Spiritually Crispy and Over It | FREE SHIPPING
≽ܫ≼ Feeling emotionally extinct? Spiritually OOO?
You don’t need a mindset shift — you need a nap, a snack, and permission to stop pretending you care.
Enter: Rainbow Sparkles, the world’s most unbothered cat with a coloring book full of aggressively validating reminders that you are allowed to simply exist — without optimizing, apologizing, or impressing Brenda from accountingᓚᘏᗢ
🎨 Inside This Book:
65+ snarky, sassy adult coloring pages with bite featuring:
✍ Blunt-ass permission slips, like:
- “You’re allowed to be mediocre and still magical”
- “You don’t need to live up to your potential today”
- “You can say no without explanation”
- “You’re not a customer service rep for other people’s feelings”
≽^- ˕ -^≼ Snarky cat illustrations to color while disassociating
🖤⦮ ⦯ Zero grind. Zero hustle. Zero sh*ts given.
✨ Who It’s For:
- Burned-out humans with boundary issues and a colored pencil set
- People-pleasers in recovery
- Introverts who get physically ill when someone says “Let’s circle back”
- Anyone who would rather scroll Pinterest in silence than attend one more team-building event
📖 What to Expect:
This is your cozy little rebellion in coloring book form. Frame the pages. Tape them to your fridge. Leave them “accidentally” on your boss’s desk.
ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡ You don’t need to be positive. You just need to be left alone. – Rainbow Sparkles, Emotional Support Cat of the Spiritually Done™
Flip Through Before You Commit
Still not sure if Rainbow Sparkles is the emotional support cat you need in your life? Watch the flip-through video and preview the pages inside:
Click here to preview “Permission Slips to Not Give a F#ck”
Side effects may include laughing too hard in public and ordering multiple copies “by accident.”
📦 Format & Fulfillment:
- 8.5x8.5” Paperback | Full-color cover, single-sided interior
- FREE SHIPPING via Amazon
- Printed on demand so Rainbow Sparkles doesn’t have to warehouse anything (he’s busy napping)
📱 Prefer instant gratification? Get the digital version available in our store — same sass, no shipping.
This coloring book won’t fix your life. But it will help you laugh at it...