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PAPERBACK Coloring Book - Rainbow Sparkles Permission Slips to Not Give a F#ck

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PAPERBACK COLORING BOOK VERSION


A Coloring Book for the Spiritually Crispy and Over It | FREE SHIPPING


≽ܫ≼ Feeling emotionally extinct? Spiritually OOO?


You don’t need a mindset shift — you need a nap, a snack, and permission to stop pretending you care.


Enter: Rainbow Sparkles, the world’s most unbothered cat with a coloring book full of aggressively validating reminders that you are allowed to simply exist — without optimizing, apologizing, or impressing Brenda from accountingᓚᘏᗢ


🎨 Inside This Book:

65+ snarky, sassy adult coloring pages with bite featuring:

✍ Blunt-ass permission slips, like:

  • “You’re allowed to be mediocre and still magical”
  • “You don’t need to live up to your potential today”
  • “You can say no without explanation”
  • “You’re not a customer service rep for other people’s feelings”


≽^- ˕ -^≼ Snarky cat illustrations to color while disassociating


🖤⦮ ⦯ Zero grind. Zero hustle. Zero sh*ts given.


✨ Who It’s For:

  • Burned-out humans with boundary issues and a colored pencil set
  • People-pleasers in recovery
  • Introverts who get physically ill when someone says “Let’s circle back”
  • Anyone who would rather scroll Pinterest in silence than attend one more team-building event

📖 What to Expect:

This is your cozy little rebellion in coloring book form. Frame the pages. Tape them to your fridge. Leave them “accidentally” on your boss’s desk.


ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡ You don’t need to be positive. You just need to be left alone. – Rainbow Sparkles, Emotional Support Cat of the Spiritually Done™


🎥 Flip Through Before You Commit

Still not sure if Rainbow Sparkles is the emotional support cat you need in your life? Watch the flip-through video and preview the pages inside:


📖 Click here to preview “Permission Slips to Not Give a F#ck”


Side effects may include laughing too hard in public and ordering multiple copies “by accident.”


📦 Format & Fulfillment:

  • 8.5x8.5” Paperback | Full-color cover, single-sided interior
  • FREE SHIPPING via Amazon
  • Printed on demand so Rainbow Sparkles doesn’t have to warehouse anything (he’s busy napping)


📱 Prefer instant gratification? Get the digital version available in our store — same sass, no shipping.


This coloring book won’t fix your life. But it will help you laugh at it...

Customer Reviews

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ordered on a rage whim. Now I’m obsessed. 10/10 would recommend.


Jill P. — ✅ Verified Buyer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I’ve never laughed so hard while simultaneously feeling called out. I came for the snark, but I stayed for the very real sense of ‘I’m not alone in this mess.’ These books are clever, cathartic, and weirdly empowering. 11/10, will passive-aggressively recommend to friends and enemies alike.


— Rae L. ✅ Verified Buyer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

This cat is the emotional support I didn't know I needed. Even My therapists laughed. So that's a win...


— Jess L. ✅ Verified Buyer