🐾 Rainbow Sparkles’ Basic B!tch Bonus Pack

Join the VIP Sparkles Snark Squad and receive a FREE digital download!

This delightfully unbothered digital download is for those who are this close to burning it all down. (but, like…with glitter and boundaries).

🖤 What’s Inside? This unapologetically extra bonus bundle was handcrafted (paw-crafted?) by Rainbow Sparkles for emotionally overextended adults who are officially out of f#cks. You’ll receive:

🎨 5 Color-Your-Rage Coloring Pages Featuring empowering, slightly aggressive quotes like:

• “I’m not bossy. I just know what the f#ck I’m doing.”
• “Silence is my self-care.”
• With matching watercolor-style illustrations starring everyone’s favorite judgmental feline.

🪞 2 Printable Sassy Sticker Sheets: You’ll say a lot without saying anything at all

📱 2 iPhone Lock Screen Wallpapers Designed to protect your sanity, your boundaries, and your precious screen space.

💻 1 Desktop Wallpaper (Because your laptop deserves sass too)

💌 Mini Mood Flip Cards (Printable + Cut Out)

For your mirror, desk, or as bookmarks in that self-help book you’re rage-reading.

Tiny declarations like:

• “Not today, emotional labor.”
• “Try me. Actually, don’t.”

👑 Who’s This For?

• If you’ve ever said “I’m fine” through clenched teeth…
• If your emotional support is caffeinated and sarcastic…

If you read Rainbow Sparkles Is Sick of Your Sh!t and whispered “same”…

This pack is for you.

✨ Yours Free No catch. No spam. No daily affirmations about staying positive. Ain’t nobody got time for that…

Just pure, paw-thentic Rainbow Sparkles sass — because healing is hard and sarcasm helps.

⬇️ Enter your email below to get instant access.

Then go forth and give fewer f#cks. No spam. Just occasional sarcasm and questionable life advice from a moody feline. This bonus pack is free, but the emotional damage it helps you recover from is priceless.

By signing up, you’ll also get the occasional Rainbow Sparkles update — unsubscribe anytime (but he will notice).